Caption #1: Lotto
My wife made a joke like this when we were buying a car at CarMax. She told the guy, “We just won the lottery!” His eyes were as big as saucers until she added, “Two bucks on a scratch-off!”
Caption #2: Yes-Man
Does your boss like yes-men? I think we all do, deep down. The challenge is to accept “no” as a viable response. What do you think?
Caption #3: Bruno
If you haven’t seen “Encanto” yet, do so. It’s amazing! Just be warned, it’s full of earworms. You’ll be singing the songs in your head ALL DAY!
Caption #4: Armpit
Caption #5: Meatloaf
My wife doesn’t like meatloaf and I love it. Go figure.